Shit long distance cyclists say

Or maybe just me, but whatever. Sharing's caring.

1. My ass hurts 

2. I'm hungry 

3. My ass hurts and I'm hungry

4. Is there a Tim Hortons near here? 

5. Il y a un Tim Hortons pres d'ici?

6. Is that a bear? No.

7. Shit, that is a bear. 

8. Is it free?

9. Hey man. Share the road. Or not. Asshole.

10. Do my thighs look big in this?